Things You Should Already Know
Info we think you already know… but just in case you don’t….

Nov
10

And as near as I can tell, partying is all they’re doing right now.  See the following article:

 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21703363/

 For posterity’s sake, when the link dies out, the article is about the GOP punishing the states of New Hampshire, South Carolina, Florida, Michigan, and Wyoming because they’re having their primaries too early.  They’re being fined half their delegates at next year’s convention.  The Dems are going through the same thing over primaries on their side of the aisle.

 Now let me ask you folks, do you really want either party in charge of fighting a war or levying taxes when they can’t pull their heads out far enough to control their own primaries?!!? 

 I don’t know what else to say.

Oct
18

Ok. I’ll keep this simple TYSAKishy for you.

Creationists believe that the Old Testament (Judiasm’s Tanakh, same book, one of life’s sweet ironies.) is literal, and everything was as it is, was created in literally 7 days.

Now Evolutionists immediately go on the defensive, pointing at mountains of data disputing this notion… (and the fact that 7 days would mean “days” which are measured as the Round Earth orbiting the Sun… something else that doesn’t translate well)…. but they MISS the ENTIRE point.

You see, if you debunk Creationism, then you debunk the Old Testament, and challenge everything based on Mosaic Law, for which most of western civilization’s laws, customs, and courtesies derive from. (You might want to reread that.)

So, the next time you argue with someone on this issue, realize that it’s not about whether evolution is right, it’s how do you manage a civilization without some form of morals or ethics. (See Buddhism for examples.)

I, for one, like the Tao of Pooh.

-Helston

Oct
07

I’ve been working up to my latest “America is in political shambles” rant for awhile now.  I’m not sure what made me decide to throw this out tonight other than I’ve got plenty of time to write and I need to do something to stay awake.

As I’ve written time and again in this blog, You Should Already Know that America is in a political shambles that appears to be getting worse with each successive year and each successive election.  The question is, why?  Certainly America in the past has had its share of polarizing topics and polarizing political figures.  Witness the leadup to the Civil War, the way JFK butted heads with his top generals during the Cuban Missile Crisis, or essentially Nixon’s entire presidency. 

 The thing is, we’ve HAD consensus builders in the past.  We’ve  had politicians who understood the need for compromise and for getting actual legislative work done.  Why have we gotten to the point where the only people that get elected seem to be the ones at the polar end of their political spectrum? 

 From a certain perspective, one could certainly argue that (as I’ve pointed out in the past) the 15-second sound-bite has brought us all these far left or far right politicos.  Certainly the people who are spouting things like “Bomb Iran before they get nuclear power” or “The government should replace every car in America with a hybrid to save the environment” are getting air time because, in the modern media circus their views are easily represented in 15 seconds and they spark enough debate to bump up news ratings.

Is the problem with moderate candidates that, because they’re trying to address real, solvable issues rather than calling for constitutional amendments about hot button topics like gay marriage and flag burning, their view take too much time to explain?  I’m certainly inclined to think that in our fast food, everything gets solved in a one-hour TV show, “oooh…look at the pony” society the moderates are losing out because they’re too intellectual.

 Now, you’re no doubt going to say that there are plenty of intellectuals on Fox News or CNN that are doing “talking head” pieces.  While I grant you those talking heads are probably better educated than I will ever be, I’m still inclined to class them as “psedo-intellectuals” because, while they’re no doubt highly intelligent, they’ve opted to spend their time arguing about whether gay marriage is going to destroy the fabric of American families or whether the government should step in with “No Child Left Behind” and make teachers tell our children WHAT to think rather than teaching them HOW to think.

Our country is getting into more and more serious trouble because people have become too enamored of watching a bunch of people talk over each other on the news rather than honestly debate real issues.  Certainly it’s more entertaining to watch two pundits go for each other’s throat discussing Roe v. Wade.  The problem is that those entertaining political dogfights on the idiot box aren’t doing anything to solve real problems.

Certainly everyone can agree that health care is broken, social security is broken, the education system is broken, and border security is a joke.  The problem is, all those issues don’t have clear-cut, easy answers that can be addressed in a 15-second soundbite, and so the majority of our politicians shy away from them in favor of easy hot-button topics like stem cell research and flag burning.

On the rare occassion that politicians DO address some of the tough issues, it’s almost exclusively to throw out an entirely unworkable solution that is sensational enough to get some press coverage and show the potential voters how “tough” the candidate is on the issues. 

A great example is the ongoing debate on whether to spend billions of dollars to build a wall on the U.S./Mexico border to prevent illegal immigrants from crossing.  The immigrant wall is a great example because, whichever side you’re on, it’s entirely unrealistic as well as being financially unfeasible, but it makes for juicy debate.  (Folks, there’s a little country in the eastern hemisphere called China that built a great big wall to keep out the badguys and, while it’s a pretty nifty tourist attraction, it didn’t work.  Samey same Rome and Hadrian’s Wall.)

To stay on the illegal immigration topic for a bit, the problem isn’t going to go away just by throwing a wall at it.  People will find ways to dig under, fly over, sneak through, or go around as long as the benefits of getting to America outweigh the benefits of staying where they are.  That being said, I certainly don’t have the answer, but it would appear that if we want people to stay in Mexico, something’s going to have to happen in Mexico to entice people to stay.  How do we make that happen?  Unfortunately I have no clue.

Back to the point at hand, though.  It seems to me that what America is desperately in need of right now (other than a giant mental enema) is a batch of actual honest-to-God moderate politicians who recognize that there are issues that CAN be addressed and that can work toward enacting some meaningful legislation to address them.  We need people who recognize that education doesn’t mean, “Give kids the answers so they can pass a standardized test” but that it means, “Teach kids to think so that they can go out and find the answers for themselves.”  Standardized tests prove that you can pass a test…they don’t prove that you’ve been given the skills to pass in life.

What about the hot button issues?  What about pro-life vs. pro-choice?  What about gay marriage?  What about flag burning?  What about a whole bunch of other polarizing, emotional issues that seem to be the platform of virtually every political candidate in the ring?  The only thing I’ve got that approximates an “easy” answer is, If you really think these are the issues that need to be solved, put them up on an honest to god national referendum.  If you don’t vote, you don’t have a right to bitch about the outcome.  Once you’ve done the actual referendum, that’s it, the issue is solved one way or the other for say, 10 years.  That means if a national referendum says that burning a flag is constitutional, that issue goes away for at least a decade.   

What I’d rather see happen, however, is, on a national level at least, allow the states to “agree to disagree”.  I urge you to actually read the Constitution.  Right now, I call your attention to the 10th Amendment, namely:

“The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.”

Quick translation, “If the Constitution doesn’t specifically say it’s the Federal government’s bag, it’s up to the states or the people to decide.”

In the case of abortion, for instance, fire off a referendum and let the people decide whether the Constitution should be amended to say it’s illegal everywhere.  If they say no, but certain states decide to outlaw it, then let those certain states outlaw it.  I’m using abortion as a case, which, if there’s anyone left who actually reads this blog, will probably get me loads of nasty comments, but the issue could just as well be whether or not to outlaw chocolate milkshakes.  The premise remains the same…let the people decide…then if the individual states want to get stricter, let them.

Again, I apologize for digressing off my initial question about consensus builders, but there are some issues that are too volatile or emotional to ever have a true consensus built, so in my humble opinion they don’t have any place in an honest debate.  Start with the issues that virtually everyone agrees on, like the need to improve healthcare.  There’s virtually no one out there who’s going to tell you that the healthcare system in America doesn’t need to be fixed.  There is, of course, debate on how to fix it.  THIS, finally, is where our elusive moderates, our consensus builders, can finally be of some service. 

We’ve had decades of polarizing politicians who don’t really do anything but tell people what they want to hear in order to win elections, then either renege on the promises in favor of rich special interest lobbies or find that their campaign promises were so wild that there’s no way to ever implement their ideas in the real world.

We need to start putting realistic men and women on the scene in Washington and then we need to hold them accountable.  Don’t let elections (be they local, state, or national) be a “fire and forget” proposition.  Let’s start taking politicians to task.  When a candidate makes UNREALISTIC campaign promises, DON’T ELECT THEM!  When an elected official turns out to be violating the campaign promises they made, call a referendum and throw their ass out on the street. 

Think of it this way…say I interview for a job fixing cars.  The manager hires me because of my vast experience with fixing cars, only to find out a week later that I’ve never touched a car in my life and don’t know the first thing about fixing them.  Is he going to keep paying me to sit around and screw things up?  HELL NO!  He’s going to fire my ass and put me out on the street.

What are elections but an interview process?  When a politician gets elected and then fails to keep any of his or her campaign promises, why the hell do we, as the American voters, sit back and let that politician keep collecting an exhorbitant paycheck?  What’s wrong with taking them to task and, if necessary, firing them?

To me, at least, that prospect has a lot of real upsides.  First, if politicians know that they’re going to have to live up to their campaign promises or get booted out immediately, in which case they lose all pay and benefits, maybe they won’t be so quick to make all these grandiose and wholly unrealistic promises.  Second, by getting rid of idiots who are getting elected solely on the basis of their unworkable campaign promises, maybe we can give rise to a rebirth of the kind of politics on which America was founded.

 Anyway, it’s something to dream about.

Gundy sends.

Oct
06

So I’m out of the military and working a civilian type job in a major city now, and the liberal folk out there have found another way to flush America down the toilet while liberally chapping my butt at the same time.  It’s this “level playing field” garbage that has got me hot under the collar tonight, and I’ll tell you why it’s just another great example of how our formerly great nation has pretty much tanked.

Back in the heyday of immigration, say the late 1800s and early 1900s, when we had a steady influx of people coming to America to better their lives and their childrens’ futures, hard work was considered a virtue.  A lot of those immigrants (of whatever ethnicity floats your boat) worked long, grueling hours for little pay, generally without complaining, just in the hope that they could provide a better life for their family than what they’d left behind.

 Flash forward to 2007, and hard work is now a cocktail party joke.  Now we have the liberals screaming that the government (local, state, and federal incidentally) needs to step in and “level the playing field”.  The specific case that is causing me that “itching burning sensation” is the advent of housing vouchers.  Have you seen this scam yet?  If not, here’s the basic rundown:

 I’ve spent a lot of time and energy (not to mention over a decade in the military) getting training and experience in my career field.  I’ve worked my way up from essentially minimum wage jobs to a point where I’m making pretty good money and am now able to afford a pretty nice house (with a pretty hefty monthly payment) in a moderately upscale neighborhood.

 Enter the fair housing voucher program.  Apparently there have been complaints that landlords are discriminating again potential renters/buyers.  I know, I know, you’re saying, “Gundy, that’s nothing new.  Discriminating against a potential renter or buyer based on (race, creed, sexual orientation) is reprehensible and must be stopped!”

 Ahhh!  But, dear friends and neighbors, the discrimination of which I speak is not based on any of those factors.  Apparently, the ultra liberals out there are complaining that potential renters/buyers are being discriminated against based on…wait for it….waiiiit for it…..

Financial grounds. 

Yes, I too was shocked to learn that people who are not making enough money to pay the rent on a 4 bedroom house are not being allowed to rent that house.  Put it another way, for those of you who may be in comas, if you’re making $2000/month after taxes and want to rent a house for $1999/month you can’t afford it and will thus get turned down on your application.

 Ahhhh…but here come the ultra-libs to save the day.  “Discrimination based on financial grounds is wrong,” they say.  “We will provide vouchers that will allow everyone to have the same standard of living so that we can level the playing field.”

 Now don’t get me wrong folks.   As a parent, I want my children to be able to live in a place that’s safe and clean.  The reason this voucher idea is making my blood boil is that when we start spoon feeding handouts to everyone in a lower income bracket we start taking away the drive to work harder for personal betterment.  Why would someone volunteer to take a separate job or pursue higher education if the government is going to step in and simply throw extra money their way?

I’m constantly hearing complaints that each successive generation in this country is getting lazier, but what can we expect?  Maybe I’m just bitter because I’m a dupe who has tried to work hard to improve my situation in life rather than lay back and nurse off the government tit.

People complain about all the jobs getting outsourced to third world countries.  The spin that you most commonly see is that the people in those third world countries are willing to work for peanuts.  Maybe the problem isn’t that they’re willing to work for peanuts, but that they’re WILLING TO WORK!

The thing that made this country great was the concept of “The Land of Opportunity” where hard work and perseverance would win the day.  What happened to the days when it was considered shameful to go on welfare?  Again, I’m not arguing that there are people out there who genuinely need help to make it for whatever reason.  I’m just concerned that the willingness of so many to sit back and take a check because they feel they’re somehow entitled to it just because they happen to have a certain ethnic background or financial background or whatever is dragging America down.

At what point do we start cutting the dead weight?

Oct
05

Hello, dear readers (if there are any of you left who check our little blog)

First, allow me to apologize for my long, long absence over the past few months.  Life got in the way of my posting (as it has a habit of doing).  At any rate, I’m back with a rueful shake of my head as I look at the Democratic party.

After the last Congressional elections (remember, the ones in which the Dems won a majority in the House and Senate?) I looked at the dismal showing by the Republican party and wondered seriously if any Republican could even hope to mount a serious challenge to the White House race in ‘08.  After long chats with Helston and some deeper looks at the way the elections went, however, I started to wonder if the GOP hadn’t allowed the Dems to win the Congressional races as a masterfully deceitful way of ensuring another Republican president in ‘08.  Now, looking at the way the race is shaping up, I’m thinking my second instinct was the right one, and that the Dems are going to manage to blow what should have been a shoe-in Presidential race.

If the GOP was smart enough to throw the ‘06 elections, it was because the power brokers must’ve known that, for all their grandiose promises of pulling the troops home and righting the wrongs of the Republicans, the Dems were destined to self-destruct.  They haven’t yet managed to make any real headway on the issue of pulling the troops out of Iraq, and so they’ve resorted to cheap shots that are leaving a bad taste in EVERYONE’S collective mouth (witness the whole “General Betray Us” fiasco).

 More to the point, you’ve got Harry Reid trying to introduce resolutions about, of all people, Rush Limbaugh.  The Dems have got it bad enough trying to appeal to such a broad support base (California tree-huggers to poor southern Dems to rich New Englanders) without adding blatant stupidity to their daily dog and pony show.

Although none of the current Republican contenders are really making a standout impression (at least in my humble opinion) they may be doing exactly what the doctor ordered and sitting back to watch the show while the prominent Dems manage to exhaust the American peoples’ patience. 

Sep
07

Name the country (or countries) that the U.S. has had hostilities with… and (more importantly) which one has the U.S. pulled out of?

1. Japan

2. Germany

3. Korea

4. Iraq

… interesting, eh?

~ Helston

Jul
14

Okay, I’ve never been a big fan of censorship because in most cases, whether I agree with something someone is saying or not, I acknowledge their right to speak their opinion.  There are obvious exceptions of course; yelling “fire” in a crowded movie theater, telling people who idolize you to go out and commit murder, that sort of thing.

My biggest problem with censorship, though, is the fact that I’ve never seen it work.  Take the case of 2LiveCrew in the late 80s.  I’d never heard of them.  Most of my friends had never heard of them.  Then the PMRC goes on the rampage about getting them censored for obscenity.  Suddenly, by an order of magnitude, their sales increase.  Everyone I knew was buying their album just for the shock value.

 Now take the latest and greatest case in point. 

 http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070714/ennew_afp/entertainmentbritainbelgiumbookscomictintin_070714083801

In case you’ve been asleep, there’s been a huge dustup in the UK over the book Tintin in the Congo, published around 1930-31 because it apparently contains horribly racist remarks and drawings.  A British watchdog group got Borders to pull the book out of the children’s section because the imagery isn’t appropriate for kids.  Good enough.  End result?  Sales of the book have spiked 3800%.  That number again, 3800%.  And I’m guessing that, like me, if you’ve heard of Tintin, you certainly didn’t have any inkling about this particular book, published almost 80 years ago.

Number one, if you don’t like the material, don’t read it, listen to it, watch it, whatever. 

Number two, if you think that by raising a media storm over it you’re going to get people NOT to read it, you’re going to have the opposite affect. 

Number three, and I am NOT condoning racism here, but look at when this thing was originally published.  Samey same Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, etc.  If you’re going to read any of these, you have to apply some sort of historical context.

 Number four, as a parent, I try to keep an eye on what my kids are reading and watching.  If I don’t find it appropriate, I don’t expose them to it.  Another great case in point, take the guy who originally played “Steve” on the popular kids’ show “Blues Clues”.  Steve was apparently fired from his role on the kids’ show after making an appearance as a drugged out scumbag on “NYPD Blue”.  Helpful safety hint folks, if your kids are young enough to be watching Blues Clues, your kids aren’t old enough to be watching NYPD Blue.  Digression aside, before you bitch about the government needing to step in and limit your kids’ exposure to something in the media, get off your ass and take a hand in parenting.

Certainly there are some ideas I don’t want my kids exposed to.  At least until they’re old enough to understand what they’re reading and make informed, intelligent decisions.  Censorship on a high level simply isn’t the answer though.  If you want to limit what your kids are exposed to by setting ground rules at home I absolutely back you and applaud your decision.  If you want to decide what my kids can and can’t be exposed to, I absolutely urge you to find someplace where you can, in private of course, perform intercourse with yourself.

Gundy sends.

Jul
07

After considering the changes brought about in 1947, when the very concept of “war” and “victory” was changed forever, I began comparing Vietnam to Iraq… but from a different point of view.

Did we actually win?

Ask yourself, did we really lose? What was success suppose to look like?

Well, there was an “exit” strategy out of Vietnam
A place where you now get a Coke and 2 piece from KFC today.

Now consider Watergate. [wiki review] … read the link to review…

Is this a joke when compared to your standard headlines of today?

I really need a new definition of “success” and “victory”, when it comes to what a “war” is today.

Jun
20

So what is Alli?

Well (from my attempt to try and understand this) it’s a new drug, designed to block the body’s ability to digest fat…

Well my very next thought was, “that fat has to go somewhere, right? Where does it go?” Well, it appears that the “fat” will have to just run right out of your… erm… how can I say this politely?

Let’s see if we can find a better way to put it:

“The Glaxo Web site, myalli.com, warns the drug can cause gas with oily discharge as well as frequent or loose stools. The site suggests it’s probably a “smart idea” to wear dark pants and bring a change of clothes to work if you use Alli.” (Makes me want to run right out and get some!)

Now I would be remiss if I didn’t give due credit to where I found this “news”. None other than the Wall Street Journal.

Now I get the feeling that this really wasn’t thought out very well… If you use your imagination and consider just what types of situations Alli will cause… ewww…

Now if we could offer some of this to the Iraqis…

- Helston

Jun
20

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070620/ap_on_el_pr/bloomberg_politics;_ylt=AsqvX.cbld0MyZA48vIeCm8DW7oF

So I’m a pretty cynical guy if you haven’t already clued in to the fact.  I watched the 06 Congressional election, saw the Dems take a majority of seats, and my first thought wasn’t “well now that figures…the Republicans have screwed the pooch” but rather “well now, if the Republicans were smart, they tanked this round of elections on purpose.”

 No doubt I’m being paranoid but as someone said, “The question isn’t whether you’re paranoid, it’s whether you’re paranoid enough.“  (Now you’re starting to understand why I don’t smoke weed.)

 At any rate, going into the ‘06 elections, most people were already looking forward to the ‘08 election and thinking it was a foregone conclusion that the next president would be a democrat.  After all, with the amount of ire directed at Bush and Co. winning the ‘08 Presidential election SHOULD be a walk for virtually ANY Democratic candidate.

Now I’m not a political strategist of course – I submit that I’m not devious enough, even if I have a strong enough stomach and very little in the way of morals.  The thought that occurs to me though is, if I WAS a Republican political strategist, how would I turn public opinion around in advance of the ‘08 election?  The next logical step in that chain (to me at least) would be, let the Dems take the majority in the House and Senate in ‘06.  Give them enough rope to hang themselves. 

Are you seeing it yet?  If not, keep staring.  Like one of those magic pictures, it’ll come clear in time.  Give the Dems control of Congress after their talk in ‘06 about how they could do a better job running the war; how they’d bring the troops home and push their social agenda through.   Now consider that they haven’t accomplished a damned thing, and, in fact, have already reneged on most of their rosy campaign promises. 

Reneging on campaign promises, is, of course, nothing new in the world of politics.  In the present political climate, however, it takes on a special significance.  Once the real battle lines have been drawn and the parties have picked their no-kidding Presidential nominees, the obvious campaign on the part of the Republicans is going to be something to the effect of, “Look at the Democrats.  They made all kinds of rosy promises about pulling the troops home in 2006.  They’ve had control for almost two years now and what’s changed?”

The average American voter being some sick hybrid between a lemming and a sheep will no doubt flock to the polling booth and vote Republican like rats pre-conditioned to hit a feeder bar in a cage.

Unless.  Here’s the reason for the linked article above, and the reason it could be important.  As always, a third party candidate has virtually no chance of winning the Presidency.  Bloomberg might have a somewhat better chance given the fact that he’s a billionaire in his own right and that he’s mayor of New York at the moment, but probably he’s more likely to be a spoiler.

That being said, I haven’t found anyone yet who can figure which side of the aisle Mr. Bloomberg is going to spoil.  If Bloomberg were to announce his candidacy, it would bring up the possibility (and yes, I just vomited in my mouth again) of an all New York Presidential election between Clinton, Giuliani, and Bloomberg.  

The question to ask is, with Bloomberg’s relatively moderate stance on issues, is he more likely to snag votes away from the Democratic or Republican camps?  Granted, there’s no guarantee that the man is planning a run for the crown yet, but it does bring up intriguing possibilities.

 Gundy sends.