Irony: The “success” of Nixon and Vietnam, in contrast to Iraq

After considering the changes brought about in 1947, when the very concept of “war” and “victory” was changed forever, I began comparing Vietnam to Iraq… but from a different point of view.
Did we actually win?
Ask yourself, did we really lose? What was success suppose to look like?
Well, there was an “exit” strategy out of Vietnam
A [...]

Living proof that not all insane heroes died with John Wayne

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070609/ap_on_sc/space_shuttle
 Here you go, TYSAKers…living proof that not every insane sick lunatic working for the US government died out with John Wayne.  Now I grant you….the words “insane sick lunatic” and “US government” combine to give ME images of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney too…but I happen to be using “insane sick lunatic” in the [...]

Paris Hilton in the news again

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070609/ap_on_en_tv/paris_hilton
 Okay whatever readers of there we have out there.  This is one of those beautiful moments when I get to jump on the press bandwagon, but only to say…Jesus God in heaven…who gives a flying ratfuck about this?
 Is it suddenly appropriate to be fascinated with a wholly unattractive, skinny ass wretch of a woman just [...]

Helston gives you another TYSAK: OpenOffice is free for you… and you… and you…

Pass this on to anyone you know. Why more people don’t know this…
If you don’t know what OpenOffice is, well TYSAK: It’s a suite of software that inter-operates with MS Office.  It’s free to use, download, and install on as many computers as you want. Here’s the OpenOffice [wiki]
(Something that I think every public school [...]

TYSAK… about the “Don Imus” issue.

Here at TYSAK, we aren’t shy. We will face the tough, hard… even nappy issues.
So go through these 4 clips… I think you will catch what you should already know…
First this (Exhibit A): For context, see Imus actually TALK and decide for yourself. Context matters. This is the actual proof that he uttered that which [...]

Gundy’s (Second) Drunken Post of the Weekend – This One’s About the Brits vs. Iran

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070406/ap_on_re_eu/iran_britain;_ylt=AgwalSrW43jf8A.FswCKfZlvaA8F
 Okay…first of all…the Brits vs. Iran.  Does anyone else long for the halcyon (yes it’s a word, ass-schmuck…go to dictionary.com and look it up) days of Godzilla vs. Mothra?  The big lizard crawled out of the sea, saw a big Moth trashing Tokyo, growled “HEY, THAT’S MY BITCH!”, trashed the big moth, then finished trashing [...]

Gundy’s (First) Drunken Post of the Weekend

HOLY SHIT.  I can’t think of anything better to say on this one.  I’m sitting at the food court on my lunch hour from Transition Assistance class yesterday and they’ve got the news blaring.  In amidst the FBI agent who got blown away by his own team and the continuing coverage of the Brit sailors/marines [...]

Gundy’s First “How F-ing Stupid Are You America” Rant

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070330/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush
 Seriously people, how many “TYSAK” points are there here?  You ever hear the old adage, “Fool me once, shame on you…fool me twice, shame on me”?  Okay, so after “fool me for the umpteenth time” where do we go?  I mean I hear all kinds of crap about the “on the street” interviews on late night [...]

Welcome to tysak

Welcome to the inaugural edition of “Things You Should Already Know”.  I’m Gundy, and I will be spewing mad amounts of vitriol about anything that catches my eye.  My compadre Helston and I decided to put this thing together because hey, everyone is entitled to our opinion. 
 Our idea here was to point out the more [...]

… First day on teh interweb!

Stay tuned… satirical cynicism and humor coming soon!